Saturday, September 20, 2008

Giveaway and Joke

Don't forget my giveaway I have going. I announced it on my September Newsletter. All you need to do is leave me a comment on any of my posts this week and you're entered. It ends Sunday night. I'll be picking the TWO winners on Monday.

I had to go to a funeral of a dear friend who passed away this week. She was only 49 years old and had been battling a brain tumor (cancer). She was a sweetheart and will be missed greatly *sniff* (There was standing room only at the church). So I thought I'd drop off this joke, cause I could really use a laugh.

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

2 comments:

Kris said...

OMG, LOL! I hadn't heard that one yet, thatnks for sharing.

I am sorry for your loss. You and her family are in my prayers.

Cathy said...

So sorry to hear about your friend. Thanks for the joke, very funny.