Tuesday, January 22, 2008

An hour late, but it's still Monday to me

I hope everyone had a great MLK day. The kids and hubby actually left me along a lot of the day and let me write. The Gift is half way done. (guess I've gotta update the sidebar)
Anyway, this little thing was over at the Immortal Heros group and thought it would be fun if any of my readers would like to see how bad you are/were ;)

My bail is $590

Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine.

Title your bulletin 'MyBail is $........
'You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid-- $5
Ever had sex at church --$25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money --$100
Vandalized something --$20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Beenjumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been inlove with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's nameyou didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sexwhile at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk --$20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the nightbefore --$20
Went skinny dipping --$5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissedsomeone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone ofthe same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other --$10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated onyour significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral --$5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving--$25
Stole something -- $10
Had sexwith someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video --$15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sexin the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someonewas having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over morethan a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone 10years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and youare over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or moreat the same time -- $50
Said you love someone butdidn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking --$5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time injail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Donesomething you regret -- $20
Had sex with your bestfriend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with atwork --$25
Had anal sex --$80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

OK , now tally up your answers and let me know how bad you are :D

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