Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his weddingring cut off from his penis. His girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and was so angry to find out that he was married that she stuck it on his penis while he slept.
I don't know what's worse:
1) having your girlfriend find out that you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on yourpenis.
3) Or finding out that your penis fits through your weddingring
'No' is a good answer when given in time ~ Danish Proverb (If you have reservations, let these be known)