Today is breaking class for karate and looking forward to putting some aggression to those poor innocent pieces of wood *lol*
Thought you could use a funny today. I know I sure needed it.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractiveblonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I playtopless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,"Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, shejumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and herclothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral of the story: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumbBut all men... are men.