I'm sitting here watching the Yankee vs Devil Ray baseball game...and it's SNOWING!!! Here I am sitting in 80-something degree weather. It's hard to believe that it's still cold and snowing in different parts of the country in April.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got anyspecials>today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink,invented>by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."
The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"
The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."
Decide on your purpose and act.